How true and relevant are they?

I was reading some quotes and found myself analyzing them, laughing along the way. Just my personal opinions. Nobody should get offended.

"You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." (anonymous)
Like it or not, most people usually fall in love with a beautiful face first before finding out the latter.

"Love means never having to say you’re sorry." (tagline for movie Love Story)
In reality, that’s so wrong! That’s taking the person you love for granted!

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel." (English idiom)
Yeah, depends who’s carrying the light. It might lead you into another hole.

"If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything." (Marilyn Monroe)
Maybe for you, Miss Monroe. Women are much more complicated now. Try now and see if you can make her do ANYTHING. Duhh!!! Kalau yang buat tu.. don’t know what to say about her lah.

"I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors." (Henry David Thoreau)
That’s because they were selfish idiots. You were unlucky, sorry. I’ve good advise from mine. See, it’s the people that you made company of.

"I'd open my mind, but I don't want the stupid to corrupt it." (Cody Goldsmith)
I get what you mean. So, I usually just shut up until I find a good, true company of friends or people that share the same passion, that respect your believes before opening up my mind.

"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense." (Robert Green Ingersoll)
Ni biar betul! Masa dulu-dulu boleh lah! Now we need both education and common sense.

"You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true." (Sidney Madwed)
This I like!


-sarah yen yen-